July 07, 2005

Schmuckrakers!

The nerve of some people! Rovey's such a super-swell snickerdoodle to go to the trouble of arranging an all-expenses-paid vacation from work for that buttinsky Ms. Miller, and still she goes bellyaching all over Gitmo's half acre.

I don't know why he even bothers with these favors. It's not like they're all going to get together one of these days and surprise my Chubbleplumpers with a nice, long trip away somewhere. I swear, they'd have to take him away in handcuffs and leg irons for that to happen! Not that we haven't practiced with that downstairs in the Special Chair, but I doubt they'd know to to give him the soothing tapioca rub afterward. My delicate Bumbumbloop tends to chafe so.

xxxVirginia

Posted by Virginia at July 7, 2005 05:12 PM