Harrumph! You'd think that after all this time, it would have sunk on in everyone that Rovey's pudding tub is open to all who might care to take a soak, but some folks must just have ears full o' tapioca.
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From: dedbob [mailto:{name redacted to protect the deeply misinformed}@earthlink.net]
Sent: Saturday, May 14, 2005 12:07 AM
To: virginia@ilovekarlrove.com
Subject: He's gay.
You do know that the fascist shithead that pulls the strings of the retard/puppet president is a homosexual, don't you?
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Dear Dedbob,
Have you nubbled with my Plumplenumpkins? My Rovey sure as heckypants isn't gay. He's omnisexual. It would be truly cruel, indeed, to deny anyone of any gender or species access to his trouser treats!
xxxVirginia