Rovey's told me to post some of his new, pretty poems, and I will, and…and…as soon as it hurts a tiny bit less to perch in a normal chair for a while, I'll give all you RoveHos the inside scoopy-doo on just where I've been. But for now, must type quickly, or Rovey will withhold my salve ration and trust me - this 'Ho needs all the soothing goo she can get right now!
Without further ado…
Roses are red Kerry's a menace If you *must* snub our Prez Go with Ralphie or Dennis | Roses are red Like the welts on your bottom (The ones that you'll get if you vote wrong this autumn) |
There once was a turncoat named Clarke Who thought as a bit of a lark He'd fabricate facts 'Bout nefarious acts Dickie - don't walk alone after dark. |
There was a madman named Osama Who caused us a whole bunch of trauma He hid in Iraq - Yup, that's why we attacked Or else he'd be raping your Mama! |
Roses are red Like the Commies in Spain If you'd like, we'll invade - Let democracy reign! | Roses are red So is Vladimir Putin Cossack better behave or Das ass will have boot in! |