Wheeee! Rovey wolfed down a whole pan of prune-coffee bars while watching TiVoed Anderson Cooper in slow-mo last night, and he used the resultant potty hours to pen a few new poems. Enjoy!
Roses are red Felons are violent In Texas we fry 'em And *then* they stay silent! | Roses are red Like Dick Cheney's heart 'Cept where docs subbed in A metallic part |
Roses are red Valium's yellow Just like sunshine and daisies, Keeps First Ladies mellow | Roses are red As are most Southern states Cousins who marry Determine our fates |
Roses are red Kerry's hair's gray They say he got Botox He's probably gay! | Roses are red Beige for Joementum Dems dropping like flies- It's just fun to torment 'em! |
Didja miss the first installment?
Posted by Virginia at February 6, 2004 06:27 PM | TrackBack