Heidy-ho, my fellow RoveHos! Hope y'all are having a spiffy Halloweekend. I'm just dying to see how many of you were indeed lucky enough to seduce your sweeties or pals into suiting up as our yummy l'il dreamagogue. Send in pix! I'm having to be all vicarious on this one 'cause 1. well, readers from my old site know all the gory details of why I'm sans significant other as of late (I'll recap for all you newbies at some point soon - suffice it to say, my ex (a.k.a. "Demmy") was no Rovey, so he had to go-vey - LOL - I'm a poet!) and 2. yours truly had a raging case of the sniffles and huddled on the couch in a TheraFlu-induced stupor - though strangely, that ended up working out pretty goshdarned well. I'll explain in a minute, but first…I must apologize.
To all of you whom I may have inadvertently offended, I offer my maxima maxima culpa. It's come to my attention that I may have alienated some members of the RoveHo community by initially offering only the ILKR Thong, and not considering that there would be those out there in aching need of man panties festooned with Rovey's pouting puss. I was in such a hurry to get the merchandise out, so as to give his female constituents (especially ME!) a chance to have a private, in depth briefing with him, that I neglected the needs of the male RoveHos, and I'm terribly, terribly sorry. Roveosexuality crosses all party (and panty!) lines, and if we've learned nothing else from our Commander-In-Beef(cake), it's that everyone needs to cover their ass from time to time! Tee hee! Again, I'm super duper sorry, and I'm hoping that my sister and brother RoveHos (or is it RoveHeaux? We've never really worked that one out, have we?) can see clear to forgive me. I'm so em-bare-assed. Oh there I go again!
Ohhhh…right…I've still gotta tell you all about my little trip on the TheraFlu Express. Hang on…I need to grab a Fresca…
It's the official "I Love Karl Rove" MAN PANTIES! Who better to cover your glueteus maximus than the hunkus maximus who's made an art form of it?Posted by Virginia at November 2, 2003 02:41 AM