Well ever since Rovey's boss got down off his high llama and *finally* said out loud how important my Porklepants was to his recanonization campaign, people have been asking me why he got called "The Architect". Well I plum golly don't know, seeing as I've sure never seen my gorgeous goebbelbum doodling around near any drafting. Though maybe his boss was referring to the impressive monuments Rovey's known to erect South of the Beltway, or perhaps his always-souped enthusiasm for laying pipe and pitching big tents. He's so goshdarned swift at the latter, I swear it's as if he totes around his own pole so as to be ever at the ready!
Ooops! Must run, RoveHos - Rovey's swell pal Mr. O'Reilly is coming over tonight for a big ol' falafel feast. I've never sampled his special blend, myself, but Rovey swears that munching down on a pocket stuffed to busting with Foxy's crusty balls is so super swoony luscious, I'll probably need both of 'em helping me into the shower to recover. Sounds awfully saucy to me!
Once upon a time there was an Italian,
And some people thought he was a rapscallion,
But he wasn't offended,
Because other people thought he was splendid,
And he said the world was round,
and everybody made an uncomlimentary sound,
But his only reply was Pooh,
He replied, Isn't this fourteen ninety two?
It's time for me to discover America if I know my chronology,
And if I discover America, you owe me an apology,
So he went and tried to borrow some money from Ferdinand
But Ferdinand said America was a Bird in the Bush
and he'd rather have a Berdinand,
But Columbus' brain was fertile, it wasn't arid,
And he remembered that Ferdinand was married,
And he thought, there is no wife, like a misunderstood one,
Because her husband thinks something is a terrible idea she is bound to think it a good one,
So he perfumed his handkerchief with bay rum and citronella,
And he went to see Isabella,
And he looked wonderful but he had never felt sillier,
And she said I can't place the face but the aroma is familiar,
And Columbus didn't say a word,
All he said was, I am Columbus, the fifteenth-century Admiral Byrd,
And just as he thought, her disposition was very malleable,
And she said, Here are my jewels, and she wasn't pernurious like Cornelia the mother of the Gracchi, she wasn't referring to her children, no,
She was referring to her jewels, which were very, very,very, valuable,
So Columbus said, somebody show me the sunset, and somebody did and he set sail for it,
And he discovered America and they put him in jail
for it, and the fetters gave him welts,
And they named America after somebody else,
So the sad fate of Columbus ought to be pointed out, to every child and every voter,
Because it has a very important moral, which is,
Don't be a discoverer, be a promoter.
Kars winning strategy was borrowed from MEL.
After Karl saw the Sucess of "The Passion",
he had an Epiphany, and said, "Herein lies my base", and Voila! Talk about taking Gods' name in vain. On to Armageddon!!!
Crusty balls?
Posted by: 2pac at November 6, 2004 10:58 PMI just found your site and i just wanted to share my heartbreak over my new found man-love for Karl [thanks to you hos] and how it is now illegal in eleven states... the bulge in my boxers will just have to wilt out of sorrow. Pehaps I can find solace in comfort foods like karl does.
Posted by: Buzz Zeemer at November 7, 2004 02:06 AMI miss Karl. I saw him ever so much on the telly
during the Campaigning, but now, just like the ever present terror-levels, he has left us, poof.
Why don't you share, Virginia, or at least tell us how the Falafel fest went. Don't leave us to our own imaginings.
i would like to ask you a few question on obtaining some information on Karl Rove as wellas pictures. Im looking to put a gift togheter for my boyfriend who is a HUGE Karl Rove fan
THank you
Maria
Gosh, you super-lucky thing...
The thought of our yummy Karl slingin' rope and pitching pup tents gets me all wiggly with excitement. And what can I say about those tasty O'Reilly appetizers, that's a double dream date bonus.
How FABULOUS!
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Posted by: lipitor at November 14, 2004 10:06 AMThere was never a Queen like Balkis, from here to the wide world's end;
But Balkis talked to a Butterfly as you would talk to a friend.
There was never a Kind like Solomon,
not since the world began;
But Solomon talked to a Butterfly
as a man would talk to a man.
She was the Queen of Sabaea-
And he was Asia's Lord-
But both of them talked to Butterflies,
When they took their walks abroad.
"The Fox knows many things, but the Hedgehog knows one big thing."
Posted by: Archilochus at November 14, 2004 04:50 PMWhen are you going to take me to lunch...?
Posted by: When at November 14, 2004 06:00 PM"Into her grove went the fair Kamala,
at the entrance of the grove stood the brown Samana.
As he saw the Lotus flower,
Deeply he bowed.
Smiling, acknowledged Kamala,
Better, thought the young Samana
to make Sacrifices to the fair Kamala
than to offer sacrifices to the gods."
If Colin Powell goes, so do I.
Posted by: Goodbye at November 15, 2004 01:29 PMDon't everybody run for the door at the same time, Who is going to handle all the paperwork?
Posted by: TrafficJam at November 15, 2004 06:10 PMYou can't fire me, I quit!
Posted by: Iquit at November 15, 2004 07:57 PMBreak out the Hennessy!!!
Posted by: Hennessy at November 15, 2004 09:22 PM