November 04, 2004

Bloggy Bottom Blues

Confidential to Lynne C. - no, now that he's all puffed up like a bonobo about not having to scour the want ads for "escort" jobs (at least for the next four years), I have *no* idea of how I'm going to get that man to ever wear pants at the dinner table again! It was one thing when it was just us, two warring spoons and a tin of Dinty Moore on the couch in front of Crossfire, but now I don't know if we can ever show our faces at the Foggy Bottom Wendy's again. I've told him time and time again that just because vinyl is wipeable, that doesn't mean it's stain-proof, but does Mr. Droppy-Trou listen to l'il ol' me? That happens about just as often as often as Mr. Senator Keyes meringues to the cast recording of La Cage Aux Folles that Mr. Senator Frank gave him for Kwanzaa.

How do you keep Mr. C. from bare-derrierre-ing all over the davenport?

Posted by Virginia at November 4, 2004 12:02 AM | TrackBack
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Did anyone else think it was weird that Bush #2 referred to Rove as "The Architect?" It's like alluding Rove to the architect in the Matrix, where the architect is responsible for designing a false world to place in front of the eyes of the mindless sheep. Accident?

Posted by: G.W.B. at November 4, 2004 01:16 AM

He out-planned, out-executed, and out-classed the Democrats plain and simple. We need to start laying the groundwork now for 2008!

Posted by: 4Mo at November 4, 2004 01:46 AM

I agree on out-planned and out-executed....but out-classed?

Planning for '08 already? Come on, have you lost faith in the 'now?'

Posted by: G.W.B at November 4, 2004 02:06 AM

This is one of the best sites I have seen in a long time

Posted by: ma at November 4, 2004 08:28 AM

This site was MIA for a while. Glad to see that this tribute to "The Architect" remains!

Posted by: Jake Allen at November 4, 2004 12:51 PM

Your all going to hell you know, facists

Posted by: Truth at November 5, 2004 01:17 AM