Rovey's told me to post some of his new, pretty poems, and I will, and…and…as soon as it hurts a tiny bit less to perch in a normal chair for a while, I'll give all you RoveHos the inside scoopy-doo on just where I've been. But for now, must type quickly, or Rovey will withhold my salve ration and trust me - this 'Ho needs all the soothing goo she can get right now!
Without further ado…
Roses are red Kerry's a menace If you *must* snub our Prez Go with Ralphie or Dennis | Roses are red Like the welts on your bottom (The ones that you'll get if you vote wrong this autumn) |
There once was a turncoat named Clarke Who thought as a bit of a lark He'd fabricate facts 'Bout nefarious acts Dickie - don't walk alone after dark. |
There was a madman named Osama Who caused us a whole bunch of trauma He hid in Iraq - Yup, that's why we attacked Or else he'd be raping your Mama! |
Roses are red Like the Commies in Spain If you'd like, we'll invade - Let democracy reign! | Roses are red So is Vladimir Putin Cossack better behave or Das ass will have boot in! |
Dear Virginia,
You know my heart, as only my own Kin can...!
Love, Momma
Count the circles under my eyes,
or the rings around the rosey,
Riyadh is full of action, and that's why I can get cozy.
My stomach's full of knots, and I'm feeling kind of spacey, and soon I will be flying to a Godforsaken placey.
"There must be someone else" I shout, I do not want to go...but pack my bags, and fill my shoes,
I am one good Roveho.
Do I have to do it?
Ode to Rove by Snoopdog. We work for him, we jerk for him. the end
Condi-ment,Rove-me-d, Bush-whacked, Rum and coke Rumsfeld, D.C.VP...valiumypalium...
Ash-can-croft...Please hear my prayer,
Legalize pot cause we can't breathe the air.
Notice for once in the world all around you,
how Legal Pot countries haven't a care.
Jamaica and Holland are quiet and tame,
and if you do it, I'll forgive you for Plame.
La gente' en DC, Iraq y Habana,
tienen que comer lo mismo banana...
pero, si ellos pensaron bien, van a saber que
non importa quien.
Estamos todos aqui juntos sin agua y aire,
la tierrra esta llena de sangre y grassa,
preguntas a ROVE...el sabe que pasa.
Rasputin, das boot in!
Send ROIDS to Iraq, the boys there sure need em,
cause they aint coming back.
It builds up their arms so the lack of rotation
will help them all out of that state of frustration.
Bombs blow>while Rove Go>but what about the MO-FO
he don't care>Its good to see>RIYADH BLOW UP ON YOUR TV>it makes the point and brings it home>
KOREA TOO>we're not alone>the world will burn and we will cry and thanks to Rove>we all may die
Iraqattack. Too little too late. We have to fish and use our bait.I have my rod,but love the fly,and if I lose it I will cry.
Posted by: M at April 22, 2004 08:05 PMWhat would happen if Osama and Omarosa got together?
Posted by: Roger at April 23, 2004 11:24 AMI am awash in soft pastel,
the color pink is in. The choice you make is made for you, and hidden in a golden hue.
So go ahead and cast your vote, and may the BEST MAN win, for we all know that there's no chance
of McCain getting in.
Karl Roves head is hard and round, just like a gouda cheese. He shakes it on his pasta, and makes the Roveho's sneeze. "Watch out" they cry in such alarm, "Thats DANDRUFF, don't you see...?"
But Karl just smiles his twisted smile, "Its parmesan to me". So watch out folks, if you are near, our illusionistic master, Cause Karl can paint a rainbow 'round a nuclear disaster!
Halitosis,Haliburton,kyphosis I'm hurting!
I wish I was not smart. Whenever I see Karl I have my whole world fall apart. "Technology is great!" they say, and while it may be true,
those micro-chips we have designed will be inside of YOU. Karl will control you all one day, so mark my words and and ponder, a satellite will soon locate you every time you wander.
Forgive me Sir for being kind,
in a world of evil.
I dread to speak , and won't reveal the medea of
pairikara.
If Omarosa and Osama got together, you would have the Evil twin of the Pundit Mickey Ganesh, called Osamarosa.
Posted by: ganesho at April 23, 2004 09:36 PMPat Tillman, killed in Sperah.
He would not want attention for his death.
We Honor him by making this known.
We stand together. He chose this way to serve our Nation, we believe in what we fight for,and all men are equal in battle,and this is what Pat stood for. He never made his life more important than anyone else. He died as he lived, believing that all men are created equal,and that is what we fight for.
Halliburton is not to blame,the system is.
Posted by: max at April 24, 2004 01:39 PMWhen will we learn to walk as brothers with all mankind? This war is older than the crusades, not to the USA, but to the others we fight.
No one will win , and it will endure on and on.
Pray for a miracle of peace.
YO MAMA
Posted by: ble at April 26, 2004 10:30 PMCarebear did me a favor, for my hairy trophy fish, to show all the guppies that we are back, where we began..Now that I am tail-less, well, not tail-less, but you know what I mean...yeah, I did, and I can....and boys2men, you all made it through, now, stay outta my fishing hole!
Posted by: Hailmary at April 27, 2004 01:04 PMGet ready to see what she bagged over the weekend
Posted by: Phatcat at April 27, 2004 02:33 PMholy shit
Posted by: m at April 27, 2004 02:43 PMHere is a special poem, written by my favorite WAPO-HO, Richard Thompson, (we love you!)
These are actual quotations, made by our President GWB, which have been, ahem...
artfully linked for aesthetic purposes.
This is in no way, meant to be dis-respectful, and should not be interpreted as such. Amen.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ MAKE THE PIE HIGHER
I think we all agree the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty,
and potential mental losses.
Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?
Will the highways of the internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?
They misunderestimated me.
I am a pitbull on the pant leg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can co-exist.
Families is where our Nation finds Hope,
where our wings take dream.
Put food on your family,
knock down the toll booth.
Vulcanize Society!
Make the pie higher!
Make the pie higher!
Yo
Posted by: Momma at April 27, 2004 05:07 PMHappy Birthday Saddam Hussein,
We salute you. You chose to slaughter and destroy your country, even your own children, rather than peaceful surrender. Upon capture, rather than opt for seppuku, you then chose to bargain for your life. Your EGO has replaced your soul, and as such, upon your death, you will re-live each and every moment of pain and torture that you unleashed upon humanity.
This will be your eternal hell.
Saddam you piece if shit. I wish you had never been taken alive.you are the mother fucking scum of the earth.
Posted by: Golfbud at April 28, 2004 04:20 PMBud - keep it clean...PULEEEZZZZEEE! Or I will make you.
Posted by: Momma at April 28, 2004 04:40 PMIn honor of Saddam, I am linking his name to that of Osamarosa, who will now be know as,
Osamarosaddam. According to certain laws of Physics, this means that the Pundit Mickey Ganesh
must now be known as, Mickey Ganeshep.
Information Population adds to the body of knowledge, quantum mechanics in revese.
ref. http://scari.org/irreverent_Irreverence.html
And Karl Rove is just another bad actor -- poor player on the strutting stage of Intelligent Design.
OOOPS...where did the copy of that disc come from?...Now am I being paranoid, or are you happy to see me?
Posted by: WA-PO-HO at May 6, 2004 06:00 PMYou were happy to see me. Public Declaration.
Posted by: WA-PO-HO at May 15, 2004 07:22 AM"...and the load, doesn't weigh me down, at all,
he ain't heavy...he's my meatball."
OUCH!
Posted by: DOGwithoutabone at June 3, 2004 02:56 PMMaybe we should have a party for him, and get a little gift, and some Liebfraumilch, and get on with it.
Posted by: Shuffledeck at June 3, 2004 04:28 PM"What a dreadful thing it must be to have a dull father."
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You asshole. She won't talk. Leave her alone.
Posted by: shewontalk at June 7, 2004 11:14 AMActually, it is pretty funny. You guys go into a PANIC MODE if you can't reach me for one minute!
Sigh.....somebody is clever though...looks like snoopwork to me...! I am not going to move, even though you want me to, so let's kiss and make up!
Send me some money. I want to buy myself some underpants.
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