April 15, 2004

PaternHo? Oh no!

Oh, I'm not neglecting you, RoveHos! It's just that well...uh...oh this should explain it...

http://www.paterno2004.com/

Bless me, Rovey, for I have sinned. I've been a bit of a PaternHo lately, but really, can you blame me? Sweet Scottie's got all the chubblumptiousness of my Rovey, plus not nearly so buzzy busy as him!

Oh dear - more later...Rovey's bibbed up and banging his sippy cup on the edge of the pen, and if I don't get there soon, I'll be up until the crack of dawn on my hands and knees, squeezing a damp sponge until my fingers prune, and after *that*, I'll have to start cleaning!

Shhhh...it's all our little secret! Tell ya what - I won't go 'Ho-hog! There's more than enough Paterno for a dozen 'Hos, and I'm happy to spread the wealth. Or anything else I need to!

Ooooh - must go! I think the zwieback's about to hit the fan...

Posted by Virginia at April 15, 2004 04:11 AM | TrackBack
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Oye'...Virginita, that is okay...we all know how you feel about us. Dios Mio, I am plenty worried about my PAPI FIDEL CASTRO...he does not look very good. Maybe, I should call HERMANOS AL RESCATE'...time to send that man an inner tube.

Posted by: COOCHIECOOBA at April 15, 2004 06:14 AM

There are not enough enlisted and trained Military personnel to "FINISH" the "JOB" in IRAQ.
Is it getting a bit "DRAFTY" in here, or did Karl cut one? Quick, hide the kids.

Posted by: DRAFTDODGER at April 15, 2004 06:22 AM

Is that really "BIN" on that new tape...?
Methinksnot, but it makes GOOD PRESS. A miracle happened outside of my domicile, suddenly, out of nowhere these orange spray-painted circles popped up along the pavement. Is Rove planning to wall me in...? Or, are they like crop circles? Where is Ronald Reagan when you need him?
RAYGUN...ZAP...BEAMEUPSCOTTY...I LOVE CONGRESSMEN

Posted by: VALPALOMINE at April 15, 2004 06:50 AM

I miss George Tenet. It is so nice to be able to see him on TV so frequently, and I love the solid tone of his voice, it stirs my innards.
George Bush as well. Is it fate that these two "+MOST+" important men in my life, (next to ROVE, of course)are both named GEORGE? What's in a name...? What does it "*ALL*" mean...?

Posted by: HOTOTROT at April 15, 2004 08:04 AM

Since SMACKDADDY KARL pulled my pony tail so HARD yesterday... and there is nothing much to do, around here
I have decided to make a "TO DO LIST"
1) Wash hair
2) Put Jeb's kids names on draft list
3) Get a manicure
4) Send Jerry Bremer a thank - you card for my
*BONUS CHECK*
5) Start a petition to BRING BREMER BACK
FROM IRAQ...
6) Cook some braised ARTichokes
7) Send a memo to Rove, suggesting how good it
would "look" for the ELECTION if there were
BUSHs' fighting and staying the course in IRAQ,
after all...it's for a good and noble cause...
8) Invest bonus Check in Canadian Real estate
9) Send in tax return to IRS
10) Send those cute flowered BARF BAGS that I
designed to everybody at the office.
11) Cancel my subscription to FIELD and STREAM
12) BUY a new hard-drive for my computer,
funny how they keep on crashing, sort of like
Blackhawk helicopters(I hate to get a lift in
one of "Those babies" talk about tech-gone
wrong)
13) Book a weekend at the BELLAGIO
14) Sell my Manolo collection on EBAY
15) Take a hot bubble bath, and dream of KARL.

Posted by: VALPALOMINE at April 15, 2004 12:12 PM

...Emergency...wake up HO's...it's almost time for the "DONALD" and the Pentagon briefing.

Posted by: Trump at April 15, 2004 02:09 PM

Almost time, 2:15...PENTAGON BRIEFING...

Posted by: Keith at April 15, 2004 02:12 PM

PENTAGON BRIEFING..2:15 mebs...do you have any beer?

Posted by: Conehead at April 15, 2004 02:15 PM

Humvee...we need some up - grading.JEEPS,TANKS,
TITANIUM SHEETING...bring your own armor

Posted by: HUMVEE at April 15, 2004 02:17 PM

No troop rotation...extension...first sign of Impending DRAFT.

Posted by: SADSACK at April 15, 2004 02:24 PM

Rumsfeld is clever, and witty. "Reach down into that duffle bag, c'mon, you can do it..."
Here we go...it is sufficient and correctly sized.
The beginning of the draft.

Posted by: Valpalomine at April 15, 2004 02:30 PM

There are just too many fractures in the substructure to hold up the foundation. A House divided can not stand. Too many factions of radical Islam all vying for power at the same time, and each believing that they are the "FAVORITE" of course Allah loves me best, especially if I can secure more ethnic cleansing, and provide more Jihadist martyrs...to understand a Nation, you must understand it's RELIGION(S)...
arggh...does no one read my reports until it is too late...? Talk about stirring up a hornets nest...public perception is paramount in any conflict, and we stepped where we should not have tread. OKAY...someone's coming in to get me...
valium...yum.........omomomom...more mantras please.........

Posted by: Valpalomine at April 15, 2004 02:48 PM

SPAM is MAPS spelled backwards, perhaps A.W knew what he was doing with a whole pile of spam cans,
there is more SPAM eaten in the Hawaiian Islands that anywhere else on earth, Hawaii is nice.
There are lots of Fumaroles and epic earth centers, and epi centers, and like SEDONA lots of Vortex energy. I am going there to sit on a fumarole, and suck a whole lotta CHUPPA-CHUPS and do some thinking....Did you know that each and every CHUPPA-CHUP comes wrapped in an original DALI artwork...? I'm talking Salvadore, not Lama...he designed the wrapper in the 50's, when he was in need of some SPAM...

Posted by: HOTOTROT at April 18, 2004 01:51 PM

Dear Virginia,
Maybe it is time to let Scotty come up for air,
Why don't you both come for dinner?
I'm cooking up a batch of my irresistable
Edamame Succotash...I need to talk to that boy about the "SECRET" Draft Bill Congress is buzzing about. Love, MOMMA

Posted by: MOMMA at April 20, 2004 09:11 AM

Dear Karl,
I am such an admirer of yours . I wanted to tell you that my heart skipped a beat, when I saw a split second FLASH of your radiant countenance on the TV this morning. I long to bask in the glow of your aura, and since you are nearing the status of AVATAR, I have no doubt that this was indeed a boost to my own inner light, and will urge me forward in my constant quest towards divine nature. I felt so
other - worldly, and nearer my God to thee.

Posted by: Stargazer at April 20, 2004 02:28 PM

52' Tiara

Posted by: Ok at May 3, 2004 06:14 PM

Waahhhh!!!!
I am too naive/.
Billy boy, where are you when I need you?
WAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Waaah!!!!! at May 10, 2004 08:44 PM

Forget the previous comment,
I wrote that before I got amnesia. Now that I have amnesia, I don't know who you are, so don't answer me or I will get scared.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 11, 2004 06:35 AM

"...He ain't heavy...he's my meatball..."

Posted by: NACHO at June 1, 2004 05:36 PM

Where's the kleenex?

Posted by: rolling at June 3, 2004 02:59 PM

"What a dreadful thing it must be to have a dull father."

Posted by: Mary at June 5, 2004 01:11 PM

How about that DRAFT BILL
coming up for a vote soon. 5600 AR called up today.

Posted by: 8for8 at June 30, 2004 08:09 AM

WOW! I enjoy IT!

Posted by: Captain Stabbin at July 12, 2004 05:03 PM

Well Nicsse Blog!

Posted by: Uggs at July 14, 2004 07:18 PM