A helpful hint from me to you, fellow RoveHos:
Just 'cause it's Easter doesn't mean that Rovey's left tasty chocolatey eggs behind on the sofa cushions for you after he's been sitting there. Take it from me - always sniff 'em before popping 'em in your mouth, or the only basket you'll end up with is the one the ambulance tech puts by your pillow to catch the sick! A visit to the ER isn't *all* rotten eggs, though! If they keep you overnight for observation or a couple of extra hepatitis tests, remember - the adjustable hospital beds can prove almost as useful as Rovey's Special Chair!
Catch you on the bunny trail, RoveHos!
Posted by Virginia at April 12, 2004 04:18 AM | TrackBackOye"! Cuidate' Virginita...don't eat anything that you find under Rovey...those are not chocolate, only Doodie balls.
Posted by: COOCHIECOOBA at April 12, 2004 05:39 PMKarl was so thoughtful, making sure that I was *out of town* when Dr. Rice was testifying...I mi$$ed it! Does anyone have the transcripts...?
Did she COO, or HISS, or BOTH...I'll bet she was smooth, darn it...did anyone TIVHO it for me...?
How do we get all of the hostages released?
Maybe we should suggest that Ashcroft go there to negotiate, isn't he supposed to do things like that?
Watch what the Russians will do, I'll bet that they will have their hostages released within 24 hours. Remember what they did in 1979, they whacked the grandmother of one of the kidnappers, and left her on her daughters' doorstep. Their hostages were returned within a day, while the US hostages were returned pending the "election"...hmmmm...lets sit back and see if the Russian Mob steps in. We could learn something.
Posted by: Straightshooter at April 12, 2004 06:15 PMyou people are all losers. i hate you all.
Posted by: tyler at April 12, 2004 06:35 PMOye'...Tyler, how can you hate us, when you do not KNOW us...? We are buds in the bouquet of ROVSES, each one a unique and preciosa Rosa, and if you write to us, it only shows that you are part of the arrangement, perhaps a thorn on the rose, but thorns are useful as well. DIOS MIO, that was almost profound! COOCHIECOOBA I LOVE THAT ROVEY MAN!!!...PS, TYLER, are you an hombre, o una mujer...? I can't tell from your name, GOLF BUD wants to know. He also wants to know your shoe size. HMMMM. He is rummaging through my closet, taking all of my high heels. It seems like he has found his inner Goddess. AY CARUMBA!
Posted by: COOCHIECOOBA at April 13, 2004 11:45 AMThe FBI is way cool. They have all of those neat
clothes and accessories, FBI caps, tee shirts,
fanny packs, and sweat - shirts emblazoned with those big letters, FBI. What have we got...?
We can't even get a decent tan, unless it's out of a bottle. They look good on TV too. I am envious, I guess, I'll admit it.
VALP you are a bitch.I never tried on your shoes or any other ladies shoes. I was only looking at them. I'm sorry I went into your bag. I wont do it again. Tell everybody that I am not a fag, maybe you want me to be a fag,since you like them so much.
Posted by: GOLFBUD at April 13, 2004 03:37 PMGo gently Golfbud...I believe I struck a nerve...
I know that you are in Love with Pari$ Hilton, what were you looking for...?$$$$$$$$$$???????
You all know how I love to cook! Here's something special for J. Ashcroft, since he looks a bit, well, ashen.
BRAISED FOUL(oops...FOWL) with FENNEL
A 5 - 6 pound Foul(oops, did it again) FOWL, or STEWING HEN, cut into (how many is it?)Pieces
FLOUR seasoned with salt and pepper for dredging
(PS...I did tell them to dredge the TIGRIS River)
2 tablespoons unsalted butter
2 tablespoons olive OIL, 3 cups sliced LEAKS (oops...LEEKS)washed, and well drained, 4 garlic cloves, 1 1/2 pounds fennel bulb, sliced crosswise, 2 cups dry white wine(WHINE GOLFBUD)
2 cups chicken stock, 1 tablespoon fennel seeds,
1/2 teaspoon dried tarragon, 1/2 cup heavy cream.
Pat the FOWL dry and dredge it in the Flour, SHAKING OFF THE EXCESS( a Karl Rove favorite )
In an oven proof kettle heat the butter and the oil over moderatly high heat(no kidding) until the fat is HOT but not smoking...arggh....and in the fat, brown the FOWL in batches, transferring it with tongs as it is browned to a plate. Add the Leaks(ooops...) LEEKS and garlic to the kettle and cook the mixture over moderate heat, stirring for 2 minutes. Add the sliced fennel, the wine, 2 cups water, the stock, the fennel seeds, and the tarragon ( from France, natch)
bring the liquid to a BOIL and return the Foul(ooops, darn it...) FOWL to the kettle. Braise the fowl , covered, in a pre-heated 325 F. oven, for one hour and thirty minutes or until it is tender when pierced with a fork, or any other sharp instrument you may have handy, transferring the breast pieces after about 45 minutes of cooking, to a platter. (where have I seen that before...St.Lucy perhaps, or was it Agnes, some famous painting in the Louvre, it's a FRENCH thing, you wouldn't understand...)Transfer remaining fowl with a pair of tongs to the platter and keep it warm and COVERED. Put the cooking liquid and solids through the medium disc of a food mill(honest, thats what it says...The best of Gourmet 1988 edition page 151)
or puree the mixture in a blender, and FORCE THROUGH A FINE SIEVE, pressing HARD on the solids. Bring the mixture to a Boil and REDUCE IT, stirring occasionally and $KIMMING THE FROTH TO ABOUT 3 1/2 CUPS. Stir in the cream and simmer the sauce stirring for 3 minutes. Spoon some of the sauce around the FOWL, to cover it, and serve the rest separately. Serves 6.
I love Janet Reno!!! She blames HERSELF!!!
She is no spring chicken, but she is a Chick-hen,
I LOVE JANET RENO and I DON"T CARE WHO KNOWS!!!!
Now, I PROMISED Karl, that I would become a re-Formed RoveHo, and keep my pouty mouth out of our Presidents Business, He started humming
"HO..me HO..me on the Range" and he isn't kidding.
So, I gave him my word, and must refrain from comment regarding that *STELLAR INTERGALACTIC INSPIRED and AWESOME* "speech, sort of" that our dear boss man W gave last night...I must say, that I love how he crinkles up his nose, just before he makes that snorty giggling sound.
That's OKAY, right...I mean, it's an OBSERVATION,
and I heard the President say that FREEDOM was a Gift from the ALMIGHTY...but, does he mean GOD, or ROVE...?...ooops, hope my car doesn't get broken into again...sigh.
OH..give me a HO..me where the Buffalo Roam,
and the DEER and the ANTELOPE play...okay...
Which one of you bad boys on my tag team broke into my CAR...? What...don't you LOVE ME ANYMORE?
Just to let you all "*KNOW*"...the goodie bag is on its way to DADDY-O. You can all HEAVE a SIGH of relief...or something else, if the mood catches you. A little communication is all it takes...I learned that from the Miscommunicator, My "*BOSS*"...gotta Love him. I saw a neat sign on the way home, in front of a Pentacostal Church,
It said..." Spring is the season of HOP"...the
E fell off...yeah, I took it as a "sign" you know how I am,...
Valpal, that was the smartest thing you have ever done. No need that we all suffer for your ideals. Play the game, like you know how, and stay alive. It won't change a thing, you understand, and will only hurt you, and us.
Posted by: Madog at April 14, 2004 05:42 PMHacking is illegal, and easy to document.Even if someone tells you it is un-traceable, it is not for me.
Posted by: Legaldeptofstate at May 15, 2004 07:45 AMBiting the hand that feeds you, is never a good idea. It is a good idea to be non-vindictive,and quiet. Don't mistake kindness for stupidity. My
Safety deposit box contains discs until I decide to take them out. No romantic notions from Bridges book, just documentation, in case some people are not very nice, since, some people are not very nice, and seem vindictive, but I always give a second chance, who knows, they may be nice people after all. It is hard to tell, some times. Lets see how they act in the future.
When the cats away, the mice will play,
but we're thanking GOD that they're not gay!
I need to have my tummy rubbed.
Posted by: KUNZITE at June 3, 2004 04:40 PM YOU CAN UNDERSTAND ECONOMICS!!!
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Dear Graduate of the" Charlton Heston School of Charm"...I am no longer flusterable.
I am sorry that you managed to fluster me. I am over my fluster.
Well I think you have to think before you shop at internet!
Posted by: Mike Store at July 18, 2004 07:18 AMStay out of the SUN...!
Posted by: Sunblock at July 22, 2004 03:35 PM