Every once in a while, if I've been a very good RoveHo, and done an especially thorough job on my chores (i.e. Febreezed up anywhere the marmot had an accident, exceeded my weekly jerky-curing quota, remembered to clear room on the TiVo so all of Rovey's Franchot Tone film fest gets recorded, etc.) Rovey removes the blocks from a few select channels (I'm usually allowed only FOX affiliates, Disney, Cinemax and all the Clear Channel I can handle. Rovey doesn't want me getting any funny notions from Farrah Fawcett made-for-tv smut on Lifetime.) and I catch a couple of minutes of the Mrs. Oprah show. She is wise and large and chocolatey dark and magically in touch with her spirit - and mine as well, and I was inspired to follow my inner goddess dolphin poet and pen the following little ditty. Rovey says it sounds kind of familiar, but since they've stopped running poems in NewsMax (there really are only so many rhymes for "impeach" and "knee-pads"), I can't imagine where he would have seen it. Anyhow - here goes!
Rovey Rovey, trousers tight
Pol by day and stud by night
What annoying POTUS guy
Could wrest him from his RoveHo's thigh?
Bush says to him "Please come advise!"
And from tone, one could surmise
That there be matters dark and dire -
Troubling polls? Iraq quagmire?
Rather it's "Hey look, I'm smart!
Pull my finger - see me fart!"
Then he'll feign as to excrete,
While Rovey sighs and taps his feet.
"Sir, may we discuss campaign?
You brought me in to be your brain!"
But that's beyond his boss' grasp,
Synapses die or gently gasp.
So when Rovey's dried his tears
Spun things for electioneers
Does he smile his work to see?
Grab camera time, or take a pee?
No - Rovey Rovey, trousers tight
Pol by day and stud by night
Ducks away - eschews "goodbye!"
And hastens home to munch some pie.
En Espanol...algo Rara ROVITO...MI AMORCITO...
Anque la Mona se viste de seda...mona es, y
mona se queda...
( Although the monkey dresses in silk...
it is still a monkey)
COOCHICOOBA...I LOVE THAT ROVEY MAN!!$$$$$$$$$!!!
FAT CAT SAT. NET SET,GET. ROVE CALL>STALL>CAT FLEE BUT WE SEE>
BOMBS BLOW IN SPAIN, SET ON DA TRAIN,
BUSH's BRAIN TO BLAME,DAT WILL BE HIS FAME.
COULDA HAD DAT CAT>20 TIMES OR MORE, BUT NOW WIT ALL DIS SHIT>EVERYBODY QUIT>
CALL IN THE NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK> THEY CAN TALK DA TALK> BUT THEY AINT GOT NO BAIT>ITS TOO LATE>THE FUTURE GENERATIONS WILL LOOK BACK AND LAMENT ON ALL THE USELESS DAYS AND DOLLARS SPENT>TO KEEP DA MAN IN OFFICE>
YA CAN"T JUST FILL THE COFFERS>YA FILL THE COFFINS TOO>LETS HOPE THAT IT AINT YOU>
Hey , Don't you think Rumsfeld looks good today?
Is he wearing a bit of bronzer???
He's doing the "thumb" thing that he does, too.
I sort of miss him!
D.R. just said, "we capture and Kill terrorists
every day". WHO IS THE "WE"???
I would LOVE to see his TUSHIE out there!!!
Maybe I'll get him one of those POM-POM bunny tails that he seems to be so fond of, and he can wear it over his fatigues. OUCH...that mental image was just way too vivid!
getyour ass back to work vpal or I will find a way to make you
Posted by: Golfbud at March 25, 2004 02:40 PMNow...Baby boy, I'm old enough to be your mom,
I have been working since YOU were watching Sesame Street. I think that it's time that I bow out.
Dear Golf Buddy...(remind me to change your name to Golf Turddy...) This is poem, or quote day,
and I have a nice one for you!!!
Living in a Selfless Light,
A little Consideration, a little thought for others, makes all the difference.
- Eeyore the Donkey -
Remember who secured your Loan for you...!
How soon we "forget"...!
She says i got to write a poem. I cant write for shit but I have to.
Ode to Rove by snoopdog
Rove is a hardass. Roves is a lardass.
Rove is a badass. Rove is a pansyass.
the end.
Snoop,
Thankyou! That is really quite sweet,
especially the ODE part, it really shows some thought, and you Do have a certain flair, all your own! Much nicer than Golf Bud. Thanks for calling!
Here is my stupid fucking poem.
Dear Divine queen B,
you made me feel guilty,I know I owe you,don't throw it in my face or I will tell the world your real name is-------.
I Need you its true, but you need me too, I can cover your ass better than anybody, and its one big fuckin ass. You need to hit a salon before you go, and you need lots of beauty sleep so i wont beep. you old bat,and you look fat.
Well, Golf Buddy, It has a flavor, that is so, very ROVE, that I simply must appROVE.
Thankyou, again for saving my LIFE, and I am sorry that I mentioned to the 30 or 40 people who READ this Blog, your financial situation. I forgot by manners.
Please refrain from harsh profanity. You may, however, call me fat, old, bat. As long as you cover my A$$...I Will cover your A$$ETT$.
(See how nice that is, and it makes a statement)
There is NO ONE I WANT MORE ON MY TEAM THAN YOU,
and frankly, if you can not go, and SNOOP says NO,
I will not SHOW, that's how much I value your
skill. Let's be friends, things are difficult enough, and tensions are running high. You know that I love you.
I am ready with my poem. In few words.
When push comes to Shove, there's Rove.
Posted by: SHUNTER at March 25, 2004 06:20 PMThat is So ... Shibumi! No, wait, Shinto, no...
Zen, or maybe Shaolin! In any case, I can see all of your personalities being expressed,
and you should all feel quite proud! I know that I do!!! I Love You all, you know that. This was meant to relax everybody, and get us working together as a team.
the water ripples
soft rustling like autumn leaves
rove reads news on john
Doing the LIMBO...How LOW can you go???
Rice..Rice..baby...or was that ICE...?
Guys, remind me to call that Rapper, for the Lyrics. "She" is TESTIFYING behind CLOSED DOORS, and not under oath...HMMM...can you call that
TESTIFYING????? Methinks not...
OYE...Here is my Favorite DESSERT ...
RICE PUDDING!
Best served CHILLED!!!
Also, called CREAMED RICE or RIZOGALO( In Greek )
OPA'!YASSOU!!Sorry, off on a tangent(also Greek)..
$$$$$$$$$$$$...CREAMED RICE...$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
1 cup water, 1/2 cup short grained RICE, 4 cups Milk...(HMMM)...Pinch of $alt, 2 egg Yolks(on me)
2 teaspoons corn starch, 2 - 3 tablespoons sugar,
1/2 teaspoon vanilla essence, Ground Turkish nutmeg,and Cinnamon, from Sri-Lanka.
.................................................
Bring the water to a Boil, in a thick - based
saucepan. Stir in RICE and cook gently, stirring often, until water is absorbed.
Add Milk and $alt and bring to a boil stirring
occasionally. Cook gently, UN- COVERED, for 20 minutes until RICE is very soft. Mix egg Yolks
with corn starch and a little cold milk. Mix in 1/2 cup of the hot, creamed RICE , then return to pan contents, stirring over gentle heat, just long enough to thicken. Add sugar to taste, and vanilla(THAT WAS HIS NAME, VANILLA ICE!!!) and pour into serving dishes to CHILL.
MAKES 6 SERVINGS.
I just love CROSSFIRE! (CNN )It makes me feel like "Somebody is listening"!
Sometimes when I am asleep, I hear Chris Mattews from Hardball yelling, in that booming voice of his, and I realize that I should focus on tha "task at hand"...which is taking a hot, relaxing bubble bath, and getting ready for my tour of Booty."Roveo, Roveo,where fart thou Roveo"
Now I know why I never share my Beauty Bath...
Karl just makes way too many bubbles, he doesn't MEAN to,...it's all that Cabbage he keeps stuffing away..."It was flatuation, my Love"...
I am inflatuated with that man...
For there'll be -
Mussels and Whelks and Slices of Anchovy
Octopus, Tunnyfish,Dogfish and Skate
Savory Relish and sauce with a zing in it
Lashings of Pickle to Pile on your plate
Next come the Birds with a glorious glaze on 'em
Done on the Spit, what a pleasure to gaze on 'em
Basted in Honey and swimming in fat
Thrushes and Blackbirds and Wagtails and
Shagtails and Chicken and Widgeon and
Sky Lark and Pigeon and Duck, and a Hare that's
been cooked in red wine and Gristly-Winged
Gramphus- and that's about that.
(The Chorus) Aristophane's Comedy, The Assemblywomen.
Oh no RoveyHos
Karl has been attacked by immigrants.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A31890-2004Mar28.html
Posted by: RoveyHo at March 29, 2004 03:25 AMBonjour! Interesting thread. If you have time : Mark painting
Posted by: painting at April 25, 2004 04:04 PMI really like poetry a lot, i write poems myself but I don't have a website yet. I expect to get one soon as my son will be helping me
Posted by: online bingo mom at April 30, 2004 05:16 PMI always take the mistake upon my own person,
in the event that I was in error,
no matter what the cost.
This is my personal choice.
Once I reach a conclusion, and feel with all certainty that I am correct, I again take all consequences upon myself.
I no longer trust anyone outside of my inner circle, which, exists of only...myself.
Each person has to wrestle with their own moral code, and for some, flexibility seems granted to them, by knowlege of the Law, while to others, this same knowlege is translated as an in-ability to permit injustice, if they have the ability to stop it . A rampant element of cruelty, which if permitted to thrive, can rapidly infect all who witness it, and therefore must be terminated, by first being brought to light, and public scrutiny.
As always, I take no prisoners, nor, bring any innocent party into my own Muddles, especially people who un-knowingly tripped into a situation.
I judge no one, least I too be judged.
I can face my own music, since I orchestrated it,
but I can ask no-one to dance with me, nor can I permit them to.
Don't buzz me from above, nor below. I am off to paint my masterpiece,and need all of my energy to do it right. Your kindness would be appreciated, since, I have to be extra careful.
Nobody comes after my Jerry, and I count you among my friends, and would do the same for you.
In case you did not realize, I have amnesia.
I may have mentioned this before, but since I don't know anyone, or remember anything, I am doing it again, just to make sure that you know, that I don't know.
She is the finest. No moves are made without her consent, but we all know, and so does she.
They need her, and the world needs her, so leave her alone. Rove needs her, Bush needs her.
There is no one like her in the entire world.
She is a miracle worker, and you know it.
Don't speak for ME. Thanks for the kind words, but all the same, don't speak for me.
Posted by: What? at May 11, 2004 08:34 PMNothing...
Remember that line from before...?
It was used as an opening...a long time ago.
Back to Nothing.
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"What a dreadful thing it must be to have a dull father"
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Posted by: Schlesinger Diana at June 30, 2004 03:20 PM"What" are you guys up to...?
Have you been sent to torment me, until I lose my mind? Okay...you win. I have lost my mind. Now, tell me what I have been missing. ARGGH!!! C'mon,
you have to have some sense of decency, and Socratic conscience. I CAN'T THINK! Hey (you know "who")
why don't you take the other"you know who " out and slam some tequila shots into him .
Then, maybe I can get some work done.
Thanks! MuahXXXXX!!!!!
Hi Chiquita!
Posted by: cornut at July 6, 2004 05:09 PMHi bud...didn't see you. Nice cornut name. Suits you!
Posted by: Chiquita at July 7, 2004 03:20 PMA New York Times Editorial back in 1902 set forth the theory that pie is: "The secret of our strength as a Nation and the foundation of our National Supremacy...No pie eating people can ever be vanquished."
Posted by: Bake more pies!!! at July 12, 2004 02:11 PMDear Charlton Heston School of Charm Graduates,
(you know "who" you are...)
I am going to ignore you and your petty and in some ways, psychologically torturous, attempts to fluster me. I am un-flusterable, starting NOW.
Amen. (PS, your inner child is a juvenile delinquent)
Stop sending Virus laden E mails from my account.
You poop head. I have reported them.
Note to Sparky...attention...Sparky...
Mr. Big has..."had it".
He has a really long fuse, but enough said....
as you see...I AM RETIRED FOR REAL!!!
Nice knowing you, and all of the gang.
Smooches...X
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