March 11, 2004

From Rovey with love!

Pssst! Post yesterday's pic as a Rove-o-gram and let a pal know you care enough to stuff their package slot with nothing less than the very Roveiest. Plus, it's guaranteed 100% anthrax-free!

Posted by Virginia at March 11, 2004 06:00 AM | TrackBack
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I am so glad I found this site, and I finally have the nerve to ask you the question I have wanted to ask. When I see Karl Rove on TV, I just suddenly forget about everything else in my life, and I have a weird funny feeling in my chest. Does this mean what I think it does? I mean, the funny feeling is sorta like the ones I used to have when the Pillsbury dough boy came on TV, but this is much stronger. I'm afraid to say any more, could someone talk to me?

Posted by: Bill at March 11, 2004 10:42 AM

Hijo'...esperate'
ESTAS ENAMORADO !!!...Bill , keep your sticky love
off of my ROVEY...He makes me feel so FULL of the Milk of Human kindness...He can make hot Love to COOCHIECOOBA all night long!
I'm going to go in my cocina now...and whip up a batch of Bunuelos...with Prune syrup, and think of HIM!!! COOCIECOOBA I love That ROVEY MAN!!!

Posted by: COOCHIECOOBA at March 11, 2004 12:05 PM

COOL it...COOCHIE..CUBA,
Let the gringa give Bill some real advice,
after all, my PUDDINPOT is too special a guy to
go to just any manHO...Take it slow, and easy
Bill, and is those feelings persist, it could be full blown LOVE, the kind you read about, and then, you will have to learn to cook up some sort of Yummy prune treat to feed your ROVEY man with...I'm getting jealous....We all want our ROVE-DOVE to ourselves...but we cant help but notice how Cute you are...so you can join the pudding-party if you want to.

Posted by: VALPALOMINE at March 11, 2004 12:20 PM

Bill, Buddy, from one guy to another,
ROVE can love you like a ROCK, so, It might be better to spread your love around.
Hey, come to my house on Monday, you can watch straight plan for the gay man, with ME, if you want to. It might just change the way you feel towards Karl. Then again, his love butter is so chunky warm, we just can't seem to get enough.
We keep coming back for more!
Where is my shovel, I have to beat back those
RoveHO's to get near my Robins yummy love bug.

Posted by: GETSMARTMAN at March 11, 2004 12:40 PM

Hey Bill,
the Rove is my best friend, and I don't know if he will like it too much, if we let you into our circle. He has that Lilly white never seen the sun look,because he works so hard for all of us.
Thats a look you can get from spending too much time indoors, or underground.
But if you're in LOVE, then, thats' different,
because we Love our Karl Rove so much, and know that he loves us TOO, even though he wont tell us,
but actions speak louder than words, so we know how he feels.

Posted by: straitshooter at March 11, 2004 01:00 PM

OOOOHHH! I feel such a swelling of PRIDE in my bosom! I opened my mail box, and inside I found that special Mailing from MARC RACICOT, and inside,you guessed it...MY VERY OWN 8X10 photo of
MR. PRESIDENT and LOVELY LAURA. Hurry home , you HO's, yours is bound to be waiting! They look so tan and happy!

Posted by: HOTOTROT at March 11, 2004 03:20 PM

Bill...It's making me crazy, thinking about the way you want my ROVE - DOVE - LOVE!
It also makes my crazy, seeing the attacks in Spain, worrying about My Jerry and all us HO's
here...some afraid to move, and some un - able to. If you want my advice, all I can say is if you can not stop thinking about someone, and the
feeling makes you forget about everything else,
then, it must be love, and Love is all you need.
THATS WHY WE LOVE OUR ROVEY...!

Posted by: VALPALOMINE at March 11, 2004 05:06 PM

Ummmm, maybe we should forget what I said. Things turned out to be different than I thought. I got those weird feelings because looking at Karl Rove gives me gas. I'm sorry. (Can we still be friends?)

Posted by: Bill at March 11, 2004 06:43 PM

Oye' Bill...you can be an amigo to Rovey,
anytime you want to. We need a prune, or a pudding recipie from you if you want to stay,
because our Rovey loves his Prunes, and pudding.
COOCHIECOOBA I LOVE MY ROVEY MAN!!!

Posted by: COOCHIECOOBA at March 11, 2004 07:02 PM

Now...COOCHIE, don't be too hard on Bill,
he may be shuffling the deck, tying to get a
response from a special someone...maybe you coochiecooba,...so don't be so sure he wants to stay. I think Bill is eyeing your natural Latin heat...turn up the coochometer a notch,
didn't he tell you how he likes his Martini's???
Don't be shy...

Posted by: VALPALOMINE at March 11, 2004 07:08 PM

Bill...I need a teddy bear...not a pooh bear!
There is way too much Pudding in the world, as it is. I love Rovey, and carebear, and my Teddy bear more than he knows. I just am stuck in a snowtiger bank, with no way out...no end in sight.
(sigh)

Posted by: VALPALOMINE at March 11, 2004 07:24 PM

Now...hold your heart, VALPAL,
REMEMBER what a number you went through this summer...Don't fall in love with him again,
he will only betray you, like he did before.

Posted by: snoopdogedog at March 11, 2004 09:21 PM

Now...hold your heart, VALPAL,
REMEMBER what a number you went through this summer...Don't fall in love with him again,
he will only betray you, like he did before.

Posted by: snoopdogedog at March 11, 2004 09:21 PM

Now...hold your heart, VALPAL,
REMEMBER what a number you went through this summer...Don't fall in love with him again,
he will only betray you, like he did before.

Posted by: snoopdogedog at March 11, 2004 09:21 PM

...Yeah...DOG, what would you know about love?
I am lost somewhere inside that man.

Posted by: Valpalomine at March 11, 2004 09:32 PM

Valpal.DONT.

Posted by: golfbud at March 11, 2004 10:23 PM

Que PASA! Don't forget our ROVEY...He is getting
jealous, watching VALPALS heart break.
I made her a pitcher of martini's with some olive
juice...that will take the edge off.
COOCHIECOOBA!!! Rovey love ME BEST!!!
I LOVE THAT ROVEYMAN!!!PUDDINPOPS!

Posted by: COOCHIECOOBA at March 11, 2004 10:34 PM

Bud,what did u say?
xplain.

Posted by: Macknife at March 12, 2004 12:23 PM

I know what

Posted by: snoopdogedog at March 12, 2004 12:26 PM

her music, Joplins piece of my heart then brothers in arms. worked her.

Posted by: golfbud at March 12, 2004 12:53 PM

2harsh. She's tired.Bcareful we need her 2go esyonherok? letherB4nowshewontxus

Posted by: macknife at March 12, 2004 12:57 PM

call me now bud u2 sdog we need 2 talk

Posted by: macknife at March 12, 2004 01:08 PM

ROVEY MAN....I miss you SO much, that Gift you sent me, makes me think of you every day!!!I want to see you! He is one luscious HUNK OF BURNING LOVE! MY ROVEY! HEYHO's,I'm going to get another case of VC soon< I can TELL!
CUBA LIBRE...que Calor!!!!
BY the way..gb.I took your tag..okay?

Posted by: COOCHIECOOBA at March 12, 2004 01:35 PM

Thinking of my Roveycakes...and came up with a little THAI dish, just for HIM...

KAENG KHUA KUNG KAB SAPPHAROD

{prune curry with prawns}

Ingredients: 300 grams shelled limpet white pawns
ooops...prawns.
2 tbsp. kaeng khua chili paste,
3 cups coconut milk (yummmmm)
2 cups coarsly chopped prunes
2 kaffir lime leaves, torn into pieces
2 tbsp. Sugar
2tbsp.Tamarind or lime juice
2 tbsp. Fish sauce
Preparation:
1. Skim 3 tbsp. of cream from the coconut milk,
heat in a WOK. When the oil surfaces, add the pounded chili paste, and stir fry.
When fragrant, put in the Pawns,ooops...Prawns,
and prunes, and coconut milk and stir.
2.Season with the Tamarind or lime juice, sugar and fish sauce, add the kaffir lime leaves, and when the curry is boiling...REMOVE THE HEAT.

Yummy...with a frothy cold Guiness Stout on the SIDE.....Just for ROVEY...with LOVE!!!!!

Posted by: Valpal at March 12, 2004 02:58 PM

Not remotely funny. Not serious either. It appears you're stuck in the void between O'Relly and Imus......bad parody and worthless blather.
Your "novel" will never see daylight unless it's a blog.

Posted by: DMuraco at March 12, 2004 10:29 PM

Dear HEAVY D...MURACO, you are either trying to say that you are a DEMOCRAT, or SICILIAN, in either case, I thought you needed a dose of ROVEYS LOVE, LATIN STYLE...Look into your eyes, in the mirror, not the pudding vat, and repeat...
Magnus opus,nulli secundus optimus cognito,ergo sum! Rovey does this...every day, and just like shake N Bake...I HELPED!!!
COOCHIECOOBA!!! I LOVE THAT ROVEY MAN!!!!

Posted by: Coochiecooba at March 13, 2004 12:59 PM

I was thinking about my ROVEY...and all of the Lyrics from "Whiter Shade of Pale" seem to lead to thoughts of him. Also, MOONSHADOW...
and LOTS of other songs...I guess I should go to sleep now, but, before I do, I will read the poem, A Paumanok Picture, by Walt Whitman,and think fond thoughts of better times, and better men...AMEN. Coochiecooba...over and out.

Posted by: coochiecooba at March 13, 2004 11:08 PM

Government is too big and too important to be left to the politicians.

Posted by: Ingle Abhi at May 3, 2004 07:22 AM

Perceptions do not limit reality.

Posted by: Fasano Luke at June 30, 2004 11:08 AM

"Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God"

Posted by: Betty at June 30, 2004 02:26 PM

Perceptions do not limit reality.

Posted by: milkcarton at July 5, 2004 02:41 PM