January 22, 2004
Meat me in Des Moines!
How totally amazing is it that while we were canvassing in Iowa, we found not only a loose meat restaurant, but one that was Rovey themed?!? It was if all Heaven's cherubim were singing down our golden, buttery love on that chilly Des Moines afternoon. And I don't mind telling you - I took my Sloppy Rove with an extra shot of Special Sauce between the buns, and spent the rest of the day Wet-Napping away the dribbles I'd missed. Snack time with my Rovey is always finger-lickin' good!
Posted by Virginia at January 22, 2004 02:59 AM | TrackBackkarl rove has been lying for people since the nixon administration. now he lies for dubya. i only wish that everyone could have read the info that i have read about this poor excuse for a man. he even looks like a wimp. i find it hard to believe that any woman could love this guy to the point of giving it up!! you must be pretty desperate, or pretty ugly, or both. well for every person that loves karl rove, i'm sure there's ten or more that hate his guts. ciao!!
Posted by: who cares at January 25, 2004 12:33 AMhttp://socaldem.smugmug.com/photos/2127655-M.jpg
Posted by: Another Rove-iac at January 25, 2004 08:15 AM
Karl, you're a scrumptious love muffin. Karl, if yer reading this hon CALL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) :) xoxoxox How can I forget the day we met, me soliciting new customers from the front seat of my "small-business," you asking how much for 30 minutes.
You have my card. I slipped it into your underwear. Call me anytime!
p.s. I finally got that sex-change!
Is this the pic you were telling me about Sunday over spring rolls? He's as handsome here as you said (but really, how could I doubt it?)! You're such a lucky little Rove-ho!
Posted by: Robyn at January 25, 2004 10:11 PMKARL TO PLUMB THE HEAVENS
Karl is my hero too. You know he's headed for new heights in exploration of the duplicitious, the ethically challenged, the seamy underbelly inside the beltway.
http://scari.org/and_thee.html
Karl Rove in Space: The Newly appointed head of MOM (Men On Mars) program and MAP (Mars for America Program) is thrilled by his additional responsibility. He has been the Chief Stratagist for PIS (Pigs in Space): an ongoing program designed to place genetic mishaps in orbit.
Karl Rove has been tapped to plumb the heavens.
Karl brings a special set of skills to the job, unusually qualified as a man who knows how to Stick to Principle, his skill set includes many activities that require subterfuge, deceit, deception, obfuscation and duplicity. With digital technology and special effects Karl will deliver the goods, he'll be up to speed soon; a man who can hit the floor running for whatever goal his pudgy little body wants to deliver. KARL, unlike most of us is unburdned by any moral compunction, or seizure of guilt. He is uniquely qualified for jobs that require the political equivient of a streight razor, Karl has been the CEO of PIP, an covert carrier for stuff and things.
http://scari.org/pigs_in_space.html
Stay tuned for Men On Mars soon, plumbing the heavens for America is a can do job for a will do kind-a-guy.
Posted by: Yoni Chockalingam at January 26, 2004 12:55 AMAll the hair in the world (even on his head)
couldn't get this guy laid. But he may be on the
"down low" with Dubyah. After all, neither of
them are gay.
Buy Full Spectrum Warrior for all the kiddies on your gift list. Give them the leg up they will need when they all go to war!!! Perfect for the girls on your list too. Full Spectrum Warrior!
Full Spectrum.
MASLAKI ZAPIENKANE W SMIETANIE
(Cream Baked Butterballs)
Peel the sticky skin from 1.5 lbs. of butterball
mushrooms, before washing. Drain, and Dry.Place mushrooms in POT, and add one onion, sliced paper thin. Sprinkle with salt and pepper and simmer (down now) on low heat until Shrooms release their aromatic liquid. Transfer the heads or caps,
($ave $evered $tem$ to use in another recipe) to a BUTTERED baking di$h and DRENCH with 1 cup fork blended $our CREAM. Mix 4 tablespoons of BREAD crumbs, with 4 Tablespoons of cheddar cheesed off ROVE-HO and sprinkle CREAM drenched mushrooms with mixture. Bake at 350 degrees FAHRENHEIT9/11 until surface is nicely brownosed.
Serve with BOILED potatoes and a fresh salad.
The proof is in the pudding.
Posted by: Pudding at June 29, 2004 10:36 AMHey....they pay you too much.
You had better send me some Chuppa-Chups.
Your lack of imagination, and easily be explained by your lack of sleep. I getting worried about you. Before you turn in tonight, make a nice cup of Chamomile tea. If your tummy feels nervous, mint tea always does the trick. Have some tea.
Tea and fig newtons will tuck you in just fine, and give you that "Mommy loves me" feeling.
Ginger snaps and Hot milk are also a good thing.
Posted by: Martha at July 18, 2004 05:20 PM"You do someting to me....something that completely mystifies me...tell me, can it be so,
you have the power to hypnotize me...let me live 'neath your spell...do do that voodoo that you do so well...you do something to me , that nobody else can do."