January 19, 2004

Knock knock. Ho's there?

Rovey was fretting about my having never canvassed before, so before he let me set out to win the hearts and minds of Iowaitians, we did some role playing in our motel room. All I can say is - the ladies of the Hawkeye State don't stand a chance with Rovey beating a path to their welcome mats! I know *I'd* come to his caucus every single time he wanted to hold it - not to mention taking his entrance and exit polls. Even with such a tight race, that Mr. Dick and the two Johns are surely not going to be able to stand up against Howie Dean when he's got such stiff support from my Rovey!

Oooh - gotta go. Rovey's poking at me to go and get some loose meat (a local delicacy!) with him before we head on back to campaign HQ. More later, RoveHos…

p.s. Oh golly - I got bumped from Anderson Cooper 360 on Friday night, but they say we'll tape a segment with me soon at home! I guess everyone wants to see where Rovey and me make our sweet sweet cuddle lumps at!

p.p.s. That other RoveHo followed us all the way to Des Moines! (scroll down Comment: Strong Showing By New Yorkers Among Deaniacs) Is she trying to wrench my Rovey away, or does she just wanna help me make a Rovewich? Tee hee - if Rovey brings the Miracle Whip, I'll bring something to spread it with!

Posted by Virginia at January 19, 2004 03:23 AM | TrackBack
Comments

Hi, this is Yoni again, remember, I be Karl's Ho. I find for Karl Rove, Flatulence is perpetual and ongoing, so when wearing a space suit, special modifications must be applied. An anal catheter with complex valves and gates is piped to the heavens for elimination. Karl loves to dress up in his space suit before we get down to business.
I was wondering, does his gas plague you too. He's the smellest John I ever done. I hate sharing him with you but the money's good and he don't beat me too much.
http://scari.org/and_thee.html
your sharing friend Yoni
Pssst: Portal to the stars

Psst. Karl tells me he's really involved in space work. I found this link -- http://scari.org/pigs_in_space.html could it be true?

Posted by: Yoni Chockalingam at January 28, 2004 02:35 AM

Any certainty is a delusion.

Posted by: Rasnic Raegen at March 18, 2004 02:39 AM

u are fukin gay i am going to bog wash you if you email me i will knock you out bye

Posted by: athony y7ates at March 29, 2004 08:48 AM

bow to me and the rest of the rats

Posted by: tim whiting at March 29, 2004 08:50 AM

Dreams are made to be destroyed. Nightmares are forever.

Posted by: Latman Jane at May 2, 2004 06:14 PM

What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement?

Posted by: Castellano Steve at May 3, 2004 05:22 AM

F911

Posted by: Michael at June 5, 2004 12:30 PM

Reagan was a great President.
He will be sorely missed. He was always ready to offer a fitting solution to any problem.

Posted by: GT+KR+GWB+JA at June 11, 2004 11:05 AM

There is no benefit in the gifts of a bad man.

Posted by: Sachdev Ulka at June 30, 2004 10:01 AM

Oriental Proverb, "If you want to get revenge on your enemy, give his child a drum."

Posted by: Wang at July 1, 2004 08:01 AM