November 26, 2003
Banged & Mashed
You may have heard that Rovey and I took a little jaunt across the pond to Merry Old England recently to hobnob with the Queen! Oh there was tea and chanting and merry puppet shows in the street there just to give us a super, or should I say "bloody" (look at me, talking all fancy-like!) English howdy-do, but Rovey and I managed to slip away from the madding crowd (though they were really keen on meeting his boss!) and do a l'il sightseeing 'round Crumpet Town.
Thing is, though, I don't know who this "Ben" is, but if those barmy Brits think *that's* big, they really oughta get a gander inside my Rovey's tighty whities. The U.K. can keep their Spotted Dick and leave the Toad in its Hole. I'm feasting on HIS meat and two veg tonight! God save my Rovey!
Posted by Virginia at November 26, 2003 12:41 AM | TrackBackYou are indeed very strange, but love is love and he is darn sexy with that bald head and all that power. I feel sure that if Martin Bormann had internet access back in the 40s he would have been loved just as much by his adoring german admirers, in fact Mr Rove possibly knows where he is today. Thats why he is such a political genius I'm sure. Maybe in a few years, after the overthrow, when sweet Karl is forced to relocate to sunny Argentina he will have more time for LOVE!!!
Posted by: Paul at November 28, 2003 08:35 AMI'm so torn! I want my Rovey to be on camera and in the news all the time, but if that grumpy ol' Howard Dean is elected, maybe Rovey would have more time to spend with ME!
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