November 21, 2003

Banner day for RoveHos!

Ask The White House: Karl Rove

Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh!!! Rovey answered me!!! It's almost as if he's reached through the computer screen and personally laid a meaty finger on my tender frontal lobe and whispered "Shhh...shhh...don't fuss your purty l'il head about it. Just lay back and let Rovey take care of you. Now, just get settled into the harness while Rovey runs to the kitchen for the salad tongs and marmalade..."

Um...I think I need a minute...

Posted by Virginia at November 21, 2003 03:52 PM | TrackBack
Comments

You website is inventive, unique, and damn funny. I just wish more people knew about it! I know I'll be spreading the word now.

Posted by: Karl at November 21, 2003 06:03 PM

i too have a burning desire for love daddy karl. Mmmmmm.... just thinking about his hot elephant trunk... bending me over... I can't control myself

Posted by: dave at November 23, 2003 12:23 AM

Dubya has Karl Rove. Here in Britain Tony Blair has Peter Mandelson. Sadly, ol' Mandy does the gay with men, so all the British ladies are gonna be disappointed. Even so, the new video of Karl Rove and Peter Mandelson getting down to some Anglo-American dialogue in a vat of Icelandic mud will soon be available on the net at www.mandy_roves_over_rove.com


oh Mandy
Well you came and you gave without takin'
But I sent you away, oh Mandy
Well, you kissed me and stopped me from shakin'
And I need you today, oh Mandy

Posted by: Phil at November 23, 2003 05:13 AM

god only knows how much respect i have for karl rover.

Posted by: Tarbash'ed at November 23, 2003 05:59 PM

Aaaaggghhh! I can't get that tune out of my head now!

Oh Rovey...you came and you gave without taking...

Posted by: Virginia at November 24, 2003 01:41 AM

No cause is so right that one cannot find a fool following it.

Posted by: Good Heidi at January 26, 2004 02:38 PM

F911

Posted by: Michael at June 8, 2004 06:49 PM