Mea, maxima mondo culpa to all you RoveHos lookin' for a fix this week, and coming up bupkus. I'm working on a wicked long entry (one needs an especially long entry where Rovey's concerned, I'll tell you!) which'll be posted soon, but for now...
War Protester Subpoenas Bush Officials
"COLUMBIA, S.C. - A man charged with entering a restricted area during an October 2002 presidential visit has subpoenaed U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft (news - web sites) and Bush political adviser Karl Rove to testify at his trial next week."
Well garsh! If I knew it was *that* easy to get in the same room with Rovey, I'd have filed a motion *ages* ago.
"Mr. Rove, you're being served."
"What's this lawsuit about?"
"My client is charging you with breaking and entering."
"What the hell are you talking about?"
"Sneaking into her dreams and stealing her heart, Sir. Not to mention destruction of *very* private property."
"Huh?"
"Her lingerie, sir. It's suffered severe dampness damage and she claims it's all your fault..."
To be continued...
Oh.. my god.
Posted by: Alt2War at November 8, 2003 02:28 PMOh my to the notion of dampness for Rovey, or oh my as in yes, I swoon for him, too and who wouldn't?
With all the work you've put into this, I was wondering: did you also do a Vernon Jordan page?
Posted by: Dan at November 25, 2003 10:09 AMSorry - I didn't. It's pretty much all about Rovey for me. Well okay, occasionally I *do* write a thing or two about other members of the admin. http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/posters/index.asp
Oh Gosh! That's embarassing...
Posted by: Lingerie Girl at May 5, 2004 04:35 PM